Stan enters the kitchen through the back door. Jefferson is the best thing that's happened to this town in a long time, and if you miss this up, so help me god, I will rip your balls off with my bare hands! With my bare hands, Goddamn you! Oh, you know what?! This makes perfect sense! A guy moves into South Park with a FERRIS wheel in his back yard, and KYLE has to see a problem with it! Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants to be a kid, not have one. You feel bad for him?! He has everything a kid could want! Jefferson said? He said I'm his best friend, and I can go over to his house whenever I want! I'm supposed to go right back over there after dinner tonight! Oh man, that was great! You guys know what Mr. But I used to have a lot of bodyguards and nannies, if that counts. Then, they put me in a woman's tummy, and, when I was born, Daddy took me home. My daddy wanted to have a baby, so he put me in a test tube. You mean she doesn't live here, or she's dead, or what? So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters? Kyle wipes Blanket's knee some more, then dabs some more alcohol onto the towel. Kyle dabs some alcohol onto a towel and presses the towel onto Blanket's knee, wiping off some dirt, then dabs some more alcohol onto the towel. Kyle sits Blanket on the toilet and dresses the wound.Īlright, this is gonna sting for a second. Choo-choo train, it's all fun and games. Blanket stands next to them and Kyle notices Blanket's left leg. Let's ride and ride on the train togetherīack near the sliding door, Stan, Kyle and Kenny look on. Would you like to ride the train with me, The kids climb on and the train begins to roll. Blanket is left on the floor trying to stand and catch up to them. The kids begin to move towards the back yard. The kids around him begin to clamor for it.īlanket hands the first cotton-candy to Kyle.īlanket steps away a bit astonished, but soon all the kids have cotton candy. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, look at us on the swing! We're swinging! As the kids enjoy the toys and games found there, Jefferson swings above them on a spacious swing with Bebe on his lap. Yeah way, Craig! And if you don't believe in Mr. They have like, video games and rides and a cotton-candy machine, oh, and, and in their back yard, guess what they have in their back yard?! Guess. Jefferson said we can invite all the kids in town to go play over at their house. They're a new family that just moved to South Park! We met this kid named Blanket and he has the coolest dad in the world! Hey, you guys! You guys! You gotta come with us over to the Jeffersons! Stan and friends race over a rise towards the lake. A group of kids skate around lazily on its frozen surface. Michael motions for the boys to join him. Hey, you wanna play with me?Ĭome on, let's climb the tree! Come on, climb the tree, climb the tree! I, I think maybe he's a burn victim or something. His moustache falls off and he resets it, then runs up to Blanket and picks him up He pulls up his pant legs a bit, kicks his right leg up, then whips his right arm out to full length. He twirls, does a pelvic thrust while daintily touching his crotch. Every few seconds his moustache falls off and he has to put it back in place. Oh, kick ass! Dude, why isn't my house like this?!īlanket's dad, a spitting image of Michael Jackson, rides into view on a small train and waves. The sliding door opens up to a small park, a Neverland, with a giraffe, small Ferris wheel, small carousel, and other things. Oh my God, dude! Your dad must be the coolest guy in the world!Ĭome on, my dad's probably out in the backyard. He loves toys and video games.ĭude, he just be loaded! What does he do? Moments later, the boys are in the house.' Come on guys, let's get back to our Big Wheels. Huh? Look dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay? You know what that means? It means we don't hang out with a little kid. Wait! Don't you guys wanna come inside and play? The boys turn back to get back on to their bikes. Unfortunately, we have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees, so we'll be leaving now. Well Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody, and these are my friends, Timsy, Winky, and Nod. My daddy says it's best for me to hide my face. Stan and Kyle look at each other a bit puzzled. He said he wanted peace and quiet, and to live with a bunch of hicks who don't know anything. My dad wanted to move somewhere to get away from it all. The boys get off their bikes and approach the kid. Ī young kid wearing an ornate face mask is seen peeking out the front door. I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny ride down the street on their big wheels.
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